059th Metal . video & flood spam

[godsays]

[ video . backdated to Friday night . filtered from Jerry ]

I put the vampire in Zero. [ Zane doesn't appear injured at all. In fact, he barely appears ruffled. ]

I'm not his warden, but I suggest that you don't visit him and don't message him. Let him be bored.

I'm letting him out tomorrow morning, as Zero clearly isn't a permanent solution. It should be enough time for anyone who wants to put mountain ash in front of their cabin doors.

[ spam . the princeling ]

[ Zane is the somewhat-archetypal second son of a king; without the promise of inheritance, and with the shadow of scandal over his birth, he has gone out to seek his fortune. He travels with light armor and a sword, calm and quiet and determined.

He wanders through the Barge, and will help anyone who appears to need it, even if it's something as simple as helping a person carry a load of straw, even if it's as complex as offering defense against a monster. ]

Comments

[video - private]

[lydiascreams]

Thank you. For taking care of him and for buying us some time.

[sssiiiiirrrrr]

[Hey fellow royalty! How do you like being shown off to by a lofty fey lord? Hopefully a lot, because by the look of the trees currently sprouting around you, there's showing off about to be done!]

Who is this, comes to pass this way? A prince, far from his kingdom?

[And lo! Horatio emerges from the brand new foliage. He's dressed in strange green robes, and the horns of a stag sprout from his head.]

Could he be lost? And in need of aid?

[he sounds very mysterious and smug! considering this is exactly the situation he's currently in.]

Spam

[darknessb4me]

[That's not what Sylvanas' warden usually wears, and Arthas immediately assumes the most frustrating option because it's the Barge: it's that terrible foam sword flood again.]

So is that a toy, or do you know how to use it now?

[video - filter]

[walkingmeltdown]

[Blight's not much a fan of Zane, in general; but let's just say right about now he knows a thing or two about boredom. Besides, this is too important a subject.]

Only a day, really? Surely he's earned more than that.

[same filter]

[punched_hitler]

He could definitely do with a little boredom - but you're right. Zero's really not a permanent solution.

[Not only is it a bad idea in general, it defeats the purpose of the Barge.]

Vampires aren't my forte, though. I think we need someone whose it is - and it willing to keep an eye on him. Pretty constantly.

Video -- private

[voluntaryapnea]

Thanks for taking care of it.

[private]

[theresalwayshope]

Maybe what Jerry needs to learn a lesson is a taste of his own mortality. The death toll might knock some sense into him.

[...Allison really wants Jerry dead, at the moment.]