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[godsays]

The Admiral makes you a warden before you finish learning. Finding out what's right and what's wrong.

Is that because you never stop learning?

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[godsays]

You do have respect.

I think if someone hurt you, even your inmate would get angry.

[mistconduct]

He didn't seem all that upset when I came back like I did. Probably figured I deserved it. He's got a, uh. Thing with the mob. Like Rorschach did. Fuck it, Rorschach should be his warden, not me.

[godsays]

Chris.

Most people don't like Rorschach.

[mistconduct]

What? Why not? Rorschach is the best. He's the most cuddly, warm, affectionate, understanding...


...I can't finish it with a straight face, I'm sorry.

[godsays]

[ Zane's eyebrows go up with each word, and at 'understanding', they've basically crawled for refuge past Zane's hairline.

Okay, wow, god, he thought you were serious for a second. ]

People do like you.

[mistconduct]

[Smirking, Chris props his head up on one hand. Got you.]

Why shouldn't they? I'm awesome.

[godsays]

Then why are you worried about your inmate?

[mistconduct]

He doesn't get the awesome that is me.

[godsays]

I think you should just -

[ Awkward pause. Is he using this right??? ]

Chill.

If he wants help, he'll take it. If he doesn't, you can't make him.

[mistconduct]

I guess. I guess I can chill.

[godsays]

It's not your usual skill set.

[mistconduct]

I am the chillest motherfucker, Zane, don't even doubt it.

[godsays]

No.

[mistconduct]

I'm chill. Say it. I'm the chillest.

[godsays]

No.

[mistconduct]

You never fucking indulge me, Zane!

[godsays]

[ He's laughing. ]

[mistconduct]

Aaah, god damn it you're as bad as he is.