metal 057 . video . bunnycam

[godsays]

[ The camera is carefully placed to give it a full view of a large basket full of hay, cotton, and baby rabbits. There are six of them, sleeping in a pile. The fur ranges from dark grey to mostly white with some splotches, and they. are. tiny. ]

Someone watch these.

There are battles to fight.

Blanket battles.

[ The camera will continue, off and on, for several hours. The bunnies wake up, wriggle around, do cute things, nibble on a little fresh grass, play with each other. Sometimes Dani, dark grey and fluffy around the neck, joins them. ]

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[video]

[theresalwayshope]

So...how can they have names to call each other? Private names?

They probably don't even know that they're bunnies.

[video]

[godsays]

Of course they know. Otherwise how would they know to run from dogs and not from each other?

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

Dude, they don't know they're dogs. They just know they're big, loud, growly, and to a baby bunny? Probably stinky.

They don't do that to each other. So they don't run away. They just...chill.

[video]

[godsays]

So they know they're one thing, a safe thing, and dogs are another thing. A dangerous thing.

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

Right! They don't know it's called a dog, it's just big growly gonna eat me thing. And other bunnies are just quiet fuzzy not gonna eat me things.

[video]

[godsays]

....I didn't mean that they speak English.

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

Oh. My. God. They're baby bunnies you don't know they speak anything. They're babies.

[video]

[godsays]

They're old enough to grow fur and open their eyes.

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

So is the stuff that lives in the back of the fridge. Difference is, baby bunnies get cuter and cuddlier with age. The stuff in the fridge grows up to take over Cleveland.

[video]

[godsays]

...now you're not making sense.

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

This whole conversation stopped making sense as soon as we started debating the names baby bunny rabbits call each other.

[video]

[godsays]

Well, they have to call each other something.

[video]

[theresalwayshope]

...okay, forget the bunny part for a second. They're babies. Babies can't communicate.

Not even human babies. They don't have names for people or each other...they don't even know their own names.

[video]

[godsays]

Bunnies don't take years to grow up.