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ZANE . house venture ([personal profile] godsays) wrote2014-05-18 09:16 pm

49th metal . video and spam

[ video ]

[ Zane trains the camera on a small, pale blue flower. It is exquisite, for people who care about this kind of thing. Delicate and unique. A quiet spiral of petals.

He turns the camera back to himself. ]


If anyone hurts this flower, I will hurt you back.

[ He's going to start leaving it unlocked. THIS IS A HUGE RISK.

After a moment, he remembers...

Oh, right. He's a warden. ]


...gently.

[ He will only hurt you gently. This is probably a lie. ]

Don't hurt it.

[ spam ]

[ Find Zane in the CES, with two loose rabbits, unleashed, in metal harnesses. He is climbing. He is running, faster than a human should run. He is flying. He is trying to remember freedom without killing.

Find him in the greenhouse, fussing over the flower, followed by a flock of dinosaur chickens.

If elsewhere, let me know, and we'll work something out. ]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Those raptor chickens are gonna be barbeque if they go after my dogs. Roast 'em on a spit.
halftheman: (Casual Disdain)

/briefthreadjack

[personal profile] halftheman 2014-05-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Touch the chickens, I break your arm.

[ Harvey Dent, defender of wee babby raptorchicks. ]
mistconduct: ([unmasked] you remind me of the babe)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kentucky fried, motherfucker.
halftheman: (Disdain)

[personal profile] halftheman 2014-05-20 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're too pussy to even try, so; warning stands. The chickens are cared for. Eat one, and suffer the consequences.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] derp shrug)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-20 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Man, it must suck being a supervillain and unable to take a clear and obvious joke. Grow a sense of humor sometime.
halftheman: (Casual Speech)

[personal profile] halftheman 2014-05-20 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Got the wrong rogue for jokes, kid. Go tickle the bleached beanpole.

[ and with that, Harvey just turns off the feed like a huge jerk. ]

mistconduct: ([Pom] 1)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-21 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll sic my dogs on them. Bowie'll rip 'em to shreds.
mistconduct: ([unmasked] chilling on the porch)

[personal profile] mistconduct 2014-05-23 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. You better. It's on your head otherwise.