38th Metal

[godsays]

[ video ]

[ Opens on a bunny, here thanks to Scoot, nosing against the camera enthusiastically WHAT IS THIS THING IS IT A NEW VEGETABLE CAN I EAT IT and this may accompany an alarming glimpse of bunny teeth. ]

Oh, stop it.

[ Zane nudges him back from the camera, giving it a clear view of him and his fluffy mane and his stupid ears. ]

He needs a name.

[ And suddenly, the bunny FREEZES. He may have detected a noise. Or responded to a gamma ray. Or become alarmed by a rumble in his own stomach. He suddenly dashes away, and runs smack straight into (and bounces off of) the bed's headboard.

You can just hear the eye roll in Zane's voice. ]

Honestly, he is the stupidest...

[ video goes off. Comes on again, a while later: ]

[ video ; filtered FROM sylvanas, no bunnies in sight ]

I'm Sylvanas's warden now. I'd like you to come to me first if you have any particular problem with her or... anything.

Comments

[anewlanguage]

Could be worse, then! Rabbits don't seem like a real tough thing to keep alive. How is it, any paternal instincts kicked in yet?

[godsays]

Caregiver instincts, maybe.

I don't think I'm supposed to feel like a father. To a rabbit.

[anewlanguage]

Well at least you know the rabbit's never going to get drunk and crash your car on date night.

[godsays]

...what?

[anewlanguage]

Kids. They're classically irresponsible that way. If they're not breaking your shit they're running away from home. Be glad you're paternal to a bunch of rabbits.

[godsays]

Oh, kids. I haven't thought about those.